horse walks into a bar…
…says, “Hey, do you have a copy of The Room for rent?”
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Bartender says, “What does this look like a Hollywood Video.”
Horse stares blankly at the Bartender because the internet has pushed Hollywood Video into bankruptcy and robbed him of the opportunity of ever visiting one. And because he’s a Horse.
* * *
…says, “JOKE IS OVER [...]
Missed Connections
DJ Funk – Let There Be Light (Bounce Dat Ass mix)
The following is a post from Craigslist Boston. I’ve removed the return email address, but other than that it is completely unaltered.
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Harrassment – w4m
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Date: 2009-03-31, 11:55AM EDT
You harrassed me, but I loved it. You told me my ass was cute and I was [...]
Part Of The Week-end Never Dies//A Cross The Universe
I watched Part Of The Week-end Never Dies and A Cross the Universe this weekend. Since they’re both about DJs (kind of) I figure it’s apt to talk about them in the same post. Although they’re both documentaries that focus on a single tour of their respective bands they’re very different beasts.
Part Of The Week-end [...]
Justice Documentary Going to be More Fun Than Expected
It’s true if the trailer is any indication. The DVD comes out November 24th.
The trailer contains breasts, budding man-breasts, violence, blood and vomit so it’s probably not safe for work.
Justice Concert Documentary On The Way
Via the duo’s myspace bulletin:
Hello,
We’re currently working on the booklet for our next release,
A CROSS THE UNIVERSE (documentary live) and would like it to be made only of images provided by fans (though if you hate justice but have good material it’s OK).
Any fun (or dramatic) picture, image, or art related to justice ?
Please send [...]
Happy Birthday Enough Cowbell! I Wrote a Post For You
We’re one!
Technically, we were one at least a few days ago, but some posts were lost when we transitioned off of WordPress.com. Therefore, I’m making May 2nd the official Enough Cowbell birthday.
So let’s imagine that exactly a year has passed since Enough Cowbell was started and let’s also imagine that the site sucks a bit [...]
