5 Albums of 2009

The five following albums were released this year.
Girls – Album
Cass McCombs – Catacombs
Woods – Songs of Shame
Dirty Projectors – Bitte Orca
Smith Westerns – Smith Westerns
For a more comprehensive, but by no means anywhere close to complete, list of albums released in 2009 I direct your attention toward Wikipedia.
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girls at great scott, lfl

NOVEMBER 8, 2009 | 2:53pm — At Espresson on BU campus trying to put my inexplicable love for GIRLs into words for the Phoenix… Come halp me! (@radghost)

So we go, Stephen, Kyle and I and later AK. We arrive, sit at a long bench table and ask Addison perfunctory questions – how are you? (tired, [...]

horse walks into a bar…

…says, “Hey, do you have a copy of The Room for rent?”

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Bartender says, “What does this look like a Hollywood Video.”
Horse stares blankly at the Bartender because the internet has pushed Hollywood Video into bankruptcy and robbed him of the opportunity of ever visiting one. And because he’s a Horse.
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…says, “JOKE IS OVER [...]

you: pink shirt, khaki skirt, loafers- me:

Date: 2009-09-22, 4:50PM EDT
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Part 1:
My roommate came home wearing all white and said he was only stopping in for a second, but he wanted to extend some positive energy my way before he left. He dripped with joy so I guess sparing some was no sweat. I said to him, I think I’m going to [...]

Let’s make a deal…sort of

It is Saturday night in any bar in any city. You are out for a standard run of the mill night with all of your friends from all circles of your life. However, tonight, you know too much. You know that you will go home and have sex with one of two [...]

ransom

I’m started to get worried. Actually worried. Really.
At first I was the kind of worried that you get when you purchase a new microwave and are unsure of its heating capacity. So you decide baked beans would make for a good test run and set the time to oh, I don’t know, four minutes forty [...]