horse walks into a bar…
…says, “Hey, do you have a copy of The Room for rent?”
.
Bartender says, “What does this look like a Hollywood Video.”
Horse stares blankly at the Bartender because the internet has pushed Hollywood Video into bankruptcy and robbed him of the opportunity of ever visiting one. And because he’s a Horse.
* * *
…says, “JOKE IS OVER (if you want).”
Jesus Christ “The Indie Band” – Is This Really What You Want?
* * *
…says, “Hey, do the kids still really believe this stuff?”
Bartender says, “They must, I mean, it’s here.”
Horse says, “Huh? Where’s here?”
Bartender says, “Well, here – this site.”
Horse says,”What do you mean? This is a bar.”
Bartender says, “Hey, do the horses still believe this stuff?”
Horse says, “The must, I mean, I’m here.”
