the weekend: selected excerpts

Here’s a selected excerpt of the music that may drive weekends such as this:

Mal shoots up the two steps to where Ben and I are standing, talking. She says something to the effect of, “look what someone drew on the bathroom wall!?” Here’s a selected excerpt of what someone (see: Kyle) drew on the Union Pool bathroom wall:

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Here’s a selected except of what I dreamed of while napping on the ride back to Boston:

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Here’s a selected excerpt of the elaborate scheme thought up by Kyle, James, Stephen and I, undoubtedly made better by the free drinks we so graciously accepted and deposited in our bellies:

“Ok, so two of us head down first as ——–redacted——–and then————redacted———-, right? Right, perfect. We’ll need a ——–redacted——– and a ——–redacted——– Oh, what if we ——–redacted——– !! Definitely, also I think ——–redacted——– would work so much better and we can even ——–redacted——– or ——–redacted——–. It all makes perfect sense. Really, this is a great scheme”

Here’s a selected excerpt of the to do list we compiled on Saturday:

1. Go to Lower East Side.

2. ——–redacted——–

3. Create an elaborate scheme.

4. Finish to do list.

5. Open Bar.

6. ——–redacted——–

7. Hang out with Mal and Simone.

Here’s a selected excerpt of the only reasonable music to listen to when your brain and body are one and all that they want is to be anywhere but on a Lucky Star bus surrounded by a horde of fellow travelers scarfing down Arby’s burgers and just when everything is about to crack the New York skyline becomes available to them, or it:

Here’s a selected excerpt of the importance I’d imagine you, you being anyone other than us, attribute to these selected excerpts:

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Ps. Weirdo just got in new copies of Ride The Skies.