Cultural Conversations: Christeene Speaks
The following is a guest post by Christeene Vale. She is an artist based out of Austin, Texas and her debut album, Soldier of Pleasure is produced by Three Dollar Cinema. This is Christeene interviewing Christeene (and was arranged by Christian.)
Initially, I had no idea where to take a person like Christeene. I found him/her kicking back in the rear cab of a rusty El Camino behind a Savers Thrift Store. Maybe a Cheeseburger joint would suffice? “Cheeseburgers!”…Christeene’s speaking voice sounds like a mixture of Mike Tyson, Janet Jackson and Michael Jackson in a skanky cooing match…nothing near the harsh horror of her singing voice. There’s also a shy, eager readiness to her like Shirley Temple in a candy shop, which really throws me off.
Aside from being the “number one cum dump” of Austin, Texas Christeene is also a bona fide transvestite rap stylist. Her debut song entitled ‘Fix My Dick’ is a viral buffet of baby scat, gutter sex and raw terrorism set to an electric garage beat from hell. The video spotlights these wondrous themes amidst a Valhalla of crappy graffiti in a shady flophouse containing two of the most sexually charged backup dancers I’ve ever witnessed. T-Gravel and C-Baby are their names, and Christeene appears to be VERY proud of their efforts.
As Christeene works the cheeseburger over like a national geographic special, she exclaims that she has many songs that live in her brain, all of which are slowly surfacing through the “..fucked up buh-hole” that is her life, sometimes. Swimming in a YouTube extravaganza and a Facebook orgy under the name Christeene Vale, both of which seem useless to her, she is currently working on her next ballad entitled, “ Where do all my tears go, when they’re fallin’ from my Pussy?”…a slow jam trick of sex, sorrow and rough living.
We can only hope that Christeene will continue to put out… musically, and that she will have something other to eat today than just a double stacked cheeseburger. God know she deserves a jello cup.
Christeene – Fix My Dick (NSFW)
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