God Moves On The Water, Underminding The Footprints **UPDATED**
If God moves on the water, how did he make that extra set of footprints in the sand?
The footprints couldn’t have been made by Jesus since Jesus technically is God. So who?
My best guess is some sort of chimp or small ape wearing human shoes since they’re comfortable walking on all two and four legs. But my money is on a circus dog name Alfredo (Alf for short) wearing human shoes. Midway through his walk on the beach Alf jumps up on his hind legs and walks the rest of the way in such a manner.
Alf never shows his circus master how nimble he is on two legs just to spite him for years of exploitation.
Charlie Parr – God Moves On The Water
Roustabout is out February 17th on Misplaced Music.
**UPDATE**
If Christianity really wanted to sell itself they’d ditch the “footprints” posters and replace it with THIS.
The idea of Jesus carrying you during the tough times is sweet and all, but if you were promised an opportunity to be transformed into a lion while riding a horse that was actually Jesus then everyone would be in…
…just saying.
